Friday, November 20, 2009

Cool Joke

Joke From Lecturer!
I think juz a cool joke^^
For ENTERTAINMENT! ^^
Share wif u all
Before starting, A question serve-
Wat's d car's model for M'sia CAB (TAXI) ??
ANSWER sure is PROTON lolz
Start...
A tourist from japan (Japanese Guy) hurry 2 catch a plane
Tat time, he need 2 take a CAB to go 2 AIRPORT
SO he then take a proton TAXI go Airport.
On d way going to airport...
Sumthg weird stuff happen...
Between Taxi Driver V.S. Japanese TOURIST!!!

After d JAPANESE GUY get into d TAXI
d driver starts his driving ady
So starting GUY's airport journey^^
During tat time...
Japanese guy realy so moody & unpatiently
coz d taxi move so slow worst than a turtle

then...
A car pass thru tis TAXI
It is a NISSAN's car
then d guy start his 1st sentences
Guys:
"See d NISSAN's car move so fast,
so fast its speed & effectively!
Bcoz is MADE IN JAPAN!"

then...
Another car pass thru oso
Is a TOYOTA's car
Guys say 2nd sentences
Guys:
"See d TOYOTA's car move so fast,
n so fast its speed n oso so effective!
Made IN JAPAN ALSO!!"

then...
another n another n another...
car passing thru beside d turtle taxi
Again is car made in ...
Is HONDA's car!
Guys say 3rd sentences
oso is a LAST SENTENCE!
Guys:
"See d HONDA's car so fast d speed!
N so gud so effective!
It oso oso MADE IN JAPAN toooooooooo!!!

Finally...
Finally...
d taxi reach at d Subang Airport tat time!
Then sumthg funny thg happen at same time!
Driver: "Total fare bout 65 ringgit malaysia.
Guys: "Wah! So expensive ar! Actually RM45 only lo
How come it bcum RM65 !!! izzit sumthg wrong??"
Driver: [his answer is...]
"Sorry oh~ Tat's nothg wrong to tis MACHINE!!!
Bcoz tis machine is made in JAPAN
So it wil b FAST & EFECTIVE!!!
Like wat ur saying juz now" ==

Haha...haha...
_The End_

3 comments:

ChLoE said...

its too funny!!!
haha ><
lmao~~

Peng said...

^^ hav fun^^

敵人楊 Dylan Yeo said...

haha,
heard be4...
nice...thx for sharing